The Infamous Middle Finger Bed Bugs Are My Only Friends

Bed Bugs Are My Only Friends

The world is too much right now, you'll find me in the stars..

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I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection.

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We went on an adventure to the movies theaters today (:

modernizes:

LEFTOVERS FROM MY LAST GIVEAWAY: 

OK, so the winner of my first giveaway didn’t want these two items & they were kind enough to let me know so I can give them away to another winner. 

I will pick from a random generator August 1st. 

Items in giveaway include:

  • MacBook Air (unused)
  • Playlist Live Frame Signed by: Tyler Oakley, SprinkleOfGlitter, Mystery Guitar Man, Kassem G, Hannah Hart, Zoella, BeyondBeautyStar, Lush, Alexa Losey, Rebecca Black, ElloSteph, Adorian Deck, JessiSmiles,  Brittani Louise Taylor, PointlessBlog, ThatSoJack, Ry Doon, Meghan Rosette, Orion, Superwoman, Andrew Lowe, ShayCarl, Flula, SpandyAndy, JennxPenn, Miranda Sings, KC James, Mazzi Maz

You must be following me on tumblr

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HAKUNA MA’VODKA

glassaddicts:

glassaddicts:

****GlassAddicts Giveaway!!!!!*****

To celebrate reaching almost 3,000 followers, I’m giving away this sweet double-bowl owl pipe from BOGlass. It’s a solid pipe made from borosilicate and pyrex glass with silver fuming on the body. I’ve always thought it looks like clouds were creeping up over the piece. Super awesome.

*******RULES!!!*****

-You must live in the USA 

-You must be following this blog

-You MUST reblog this post to enter. Likes are welcome, but do NOT count as an entry. You can reblog as many times as you’d like, so go crazy :D

Contest Ends July 25th at 4:20pm EST. Shipping is on me!

The winner will be chosen with a random generator. If you are the winner, you will have 7 days to get back to me with your address or another winner will be chosen. Good luck!

**Contest ends in FOUR DAYS guys!!!** I’ll be choosing a winner very soon!

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I needed this.

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A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down.
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